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Writer's Block: ONTD Games Giveaway

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Which video game character would you like to have as your real-life BFF?

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The King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy.

Yeah, he may be arrogant and pompous and lazy, but he IS a god with fabulous style and a snappy sense of humor. Plus, every difficult activity would suddenly become a trippy psychedelic challenge!

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Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays

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If you could solve one problem in the world, what would it be?

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The belief that it is okay to kill other people just because they are not of the same religion as you.
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Yo

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Thanks for reading. You've reached the end of the story. I think I'm pretty much finished with blogging. The people that want to know what's going on with me live with me or close to me or don't read blogs.

So thank you for your words, your comments, your attention.



[euphoria]
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Some say....

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Some say that he was the guy who faked the Loch Ness monster, and that he can't recognize the letter 'H' on sight. All I know is, he's called:

THE STIG


EDIT: THIS IS BULLSHIT GOOGLE! They've censored the Stig! (Link below to what it looked like before Google pulled this BS)
Some say that Scotland Yards has ordered Google to censor his image at Loch Ness, and that his left hand is a communication device with a direct link to the mothership. All I know is, he's called

THE STIG


[803 and.... not counting]

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On an eBay listing for Girl Scout Cookies:

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I OVER PURCHASED FROM A LITTLE GIRL SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. THESE ARE MY COOKIES. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE GIRL SCOUTS. THESE ARE MINE AND IM NOT SELLING THEM FOR ANYONE.

DO NOT EMAIL ME AND TELL ME IM NOT ALLOWED TO SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ONLINE. THESE ARE MINE AND I CAN SELL WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG AS ITS WITHIN EBAYS RULES. I AM NOT MAKING ANY MONEY ON THESE. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I PAID FOR THEM. I DON'T NEED ANYONES COMMENTS.

item #370316478300

[no not this job this job's for losers]
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Where is...

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...my toothbrush? Where is it?

[it's purple]
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You know what?

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I'M AWESOME

[QUIT PUTTING TYPOS INTO MY CODE]

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On my own with my friends

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Horrible 90s X-men cartoons in the next room. I had to make Batman cookies just to offset the horrible.

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[space fish]

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Faces of rage

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[stop stop stop turn off your phone and turn it back on]

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